Här är ett par av de roligare inläggen:
Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "because you can't find a real girl I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML
Today, I was at lunch with my mom and my sister. We had a cute waiter and I thought I'd be flirty and take a sip of my drink seductively. The straw missed my mouth and went straight up my nose. FML
Today, I repaired a boiler for a wealthy guy in a big house. While there, I fixed a leaking tap for free. When I went to go, the man slipped something into my shirt pocket and said "have a drink on me." When I got to my truck, I discovered that he'd given me a tea bag. FML